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Thursday, July 14, 2011

The 10 Thug Commandments

1.     I am God…don't try and play me.  (Translation:  I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me.) 
2.     Don't be makin’ no tattoos, hood ornaments or iced-out pieces outta me, or looking like me.  (Translation: Thou shalt not make any graven images)
3.     Don't be callin' me for no reason  (Translation: Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)   
4.     Y'all betta be in church on Sundays and not just on Mother's day, Easter or Christmas.  (Translation: Remember the Sabbath and to keep it holy)     
5.     Don't diss yo momma and if you know ya daddy don't dis him either.  (Translation: Honor thy mother and thy father
6.     Don't be goin' on no drive-bys.  (Translation: Thou shalt not kill) 
7.     Stick to ya own wifey.  (Translation: Thou shalt not commit adultery)
8.     Don't be borrow'n stuff and don’t give it back.  (Translation: Thou shalt not steal) 
9.     Don't be lyin' on the next  man to save your behind. (Translation: Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)
10.     Don't be clockin' (scheming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuttin else.  (Translation: Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor).

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