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Thursday, July 14, 2011

The 10 Thug Commandments

1.     I am God…don't try and play me.  (Translation:  I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me.) 
2.     Don't be makin’ no tattoos, hood ornaments or iced-out pieces outta me, or looking like me.  (Translation: Thou shalt not make any graven images)
3.     Don't be callin' me for no reason  (Translation: Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)   
4.     Y'all betta be in church on Sundays and not just on Mother's day, Easter or Christmas.  (Translation: Remember the Sabbath and to keep it holy)     
5.     Don't diss yo momma and if you know ya daddy don't dis him either.  (Translation: Honor thy mother and thy father
6.     Don't be goin' on no drive-bys.  (Translation: Thou shalt not kill) 
7.     Stick to ya own wifey.  (Translation: Thou shalt not commit adultery)
8.     Don't be borrow'n stuff and don’t give it back.  (Translation: Thou shalt not steal) 
9.     Don't be lyin' on the next  man to save your behind. (Translation: Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)
10.     Don't be clockin' (scheming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuttin else.  (Translation: Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor).

Tuesday, July 5, 2011


Rapper/singer/songwriter Nicki Minaj may be plastic now, but she was always cute.  These are rare photos of her before the surgical enhancements.  Sure, she's not the first female rapper to undergo the knife.  Lil' Kim did it, the only difference is Kim got her surgery waaaaaaaaaaaay after she was already big in the game.

Nicki Minaj is known almost as much for her unique looks as she is for her unique talent. However, it looks like those looks weren't always her looks and that she had to visit some surgeons to get them. It appears pretty evident when looking at older, pre-famous photos of the Trinidadian artist that she got a nose job (rhinoplasty). Her nose used to be very wide, but cute, and now it ‘s super thin and pointy, making her look too sharp. The other debate about her looks is over whether her famous butt is real or fake. Again, with the help of older photos, it seems that she either got a butt implants, a Brazilian butt lift (where they liposuction fat from different parts of the body and deposit them in your buttocks) or the weirdest growth spurt in history. Minaj has publicly denied any rumors of plastic surgery, so we won’t know for sure why she had it and why she denies it  until her VH1 special "Behind the Music" in about another 20 years.

Nicki Minaj butt implant

Nicki Minaj - the finished product = Barbie at last 

But why do so many Young Black Girls Feel So Unpretty?
Many Black women hate their hair and want European hair so badly they will copy a fake look by mimicking a white woman's texture including purchasing overpriced ugly fake-looking lace wigs, ghetto weaves with 2 textures of hair showing and smelly chemicals and appliances that leaves behind burnt ears and foreheads. Find your own idenitity, Black woman!

Wake up Black women, other races are laughing at you not with you. 

To quote TLC,    

“You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if you say so
You can buy all the make up that M.A.C. can make
But if you can look inside you, find out who am I too
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty
I'll make you feel unpretty too
I'll make you feel unpretty

Reporting by Holly Hood, Chief Correspondent, Negro News